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spacetwinks:

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theintrepidspacemanspliff:

"When asked about Putin and Russia’s increasingly blatant acts of aggression, Obama just shrugged and said "I don’t know man, like If they took Ukraine and some of the other former Soviet states would it really be that bad? I mean it was so hard in the 90s to learn all those new counties….

mlb:

    Sometimes you just need to break a bat over your knee. Ya know?

Bruce nasty

mlb:

    Sometimes you just need to break a bat over your knee. Ya know?

Bruce nasty

sincerelydeerly:


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SPACESHIP

sincerelydeerly:

a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

SPACESHIP

"Kerry fired after it is revealed he was been possessed by the ghost of Ronald Reagan, but not like president era Reagan, like later in life Alzheimer’s Reagan. This news was revealed after Kerry kept calling himself the "Gipper" I’m third person and was photographed weeping over Bonzo the monkey’s grave on Friday.

"When asked about Putin and Russia’s increasingly blatant acts of aggression, Obama just shrugged and said "I don’t know man, like If they took Ukraine and some of the other former Soviet states would it really be that bad? I mean it was so hard in the 90s to learn all those new counties. Yugoslavia? Wasn’t that a car? I feel like it will make 9th graders lives slightly easier in geography class. I mean plus have you tried dealing with Putin? He’s kinda a dick we just don’t mesh ya feel? I’m more of a Chandler and he’s like a Ross, but more like Ross mixed with David Schwimmer’s character from Band of Brothers. Man HBO great." When asked what he was talking about, The Bear just kept repeating, "I don’t know man, I don’t know."

Israel and Hamas are having a contest of who cares the least about Palestinian people.